First a joke for you that made me laugh hysterically...
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a m ... a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock, in the hallway, started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed........ 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 (Cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT".......he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock" When I asked him why, he said, "Well last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said "oh shit" cuckooed 4 times, cleared its throat,cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
I thought that was really funny. :) Moving on... today I shuffled some more stuff around since I totally forgot to take my mom's computer desk over to her house because it was in the extra room. So I moved that as well as anything else we aren't keeping into the living room. Sky and I luckily were able to take care of the tickets. They refunded us the money for the tickets as well as the insurance but we weren't able to get the processing fees back, but that's okay. I really wish we were able to see them! Oh well, there will be other concerts.
Now my wonderful husband is making me dinner. Hopefully in a couple hours Danielle will be able to call me. She's supposed to be getting her internet today so if you look at her blog too check it out here soon. Well, I'm going to eat and maybe watch a movie.
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